Hello Monday! What a drag.... now I dare you to watch this top 10 list at work.
Dirty version of EVERYTHING. Warning, so many things I should probably warn you about like how much you might wanna shake ya ass and watch yourself to these rap jams.. NOW SHOW ME WHAT YA WORKIN WITH!
#10 Snoop Dogg ft Justin Timberlake - Signs
I like not so big butts and I cannot lie. If you like awkward model booty up the skirt shots this ones for you. We don't judge?
#9 Dr Dre - Still Dre
Some real gangsta shit. Oh best automobile booty combination 1:36, like my ride hrrrmmmm hrmmmmm?
#8
Domestic booty, and Pharrell getting creepy. I bet she know he was watching...
#7
Easily one of the worst songs out. If only Nicki Minaj had more booty in her videos life would be good. Sorry Lady, i know you be representing us females right here, but you need to get that hair extension situation sorted out gurl.
#6
high cut one piece + bandana. saxophone on the beach.... SEXY
This is your summer pool party dream come true.
#5 we have a tie
Luda vs Chingy
They pretty much have the same thing going on, one in a pimp van the other at the pussy poppin national championships. look, I'm sure they happen all the time..
Chingy ft Lil Flip - Balla Baby
Ludacris - Pussy Poppin
#4 Flo Rida - Turn Around (5, 4, 3, 2, 1)
Brazilian samba booty!!! lots of it that have matching cute faces...
Is there some sort of ratio, the more booty the dumber the rapping gets? Just to be fair I reckon anyone would be pretty distracted if there was that much booty up in your face, and that somehow may effect you rhyming
#3 Sisqo - Thong Song
need say no more
#2 Nelly - Tip Drill
purely based on quantity (and maybe that 3 way girl on girl on girl bathtub thing, if u call it a thing) I'm pretty sure this is closest you can get to porn in a film clip.
"I say that must be yo arse cuz it ain't yo face".... face? arse? Gets confusing sometimes, ain't easy being Nelly.
#1 goes to the ultimate classic
Sir Mix-A-Lot - I like big butts
I'm not lying, that's why I did this post.
This one didn't quite make the cut, but it's got lots of hot bitches in it. Exception of elevator chic 1:26 could possibly be a man? But gold bikini babe at 2:11 makes up for it straight away, and you almost forget about manbitch 1:26 being taller then Lloyd. And well somehow had to get Fiddy in on this post, so there he is 2:21 have you lost weight? Oh you missed him? That's ok, he appears again 2:36.... and said something. what u say? we getting loose in this mofo, light the roof on fire.. fire.. fire....
Feel like you just been to a strip club n paid 10 strippers to give you lapdances.. except it all happened right here FOR FREE!
xx
