We're on a bit of a DIY binge.
Today I'd like to teach you how to be sexy in da club. These moves have been trailed and tested with a high 99.9999% success rate. Done correctly can lead you to all sort of trouble... you may or may not wanna get into.
Oh yeah!
1. Get it did
You got your hair done and your nails done too, new outfit and you're in the shoes. That's what she said. Be practical with our dressing, you have to feel comfortable to look sexy. Constantly pulling down your body-con mini dress cuz your bum's showing, will make you look like the skank that you are... youcheapSupreslut! Alternative options, nice shorts, those high waisted lycra disco pants, dresses/skirts that don't show your bum. Don't be afraid to wear something outrageous, but at the same time try not to look like a drag queen? Like If you're gonna glitter don't sequin... If you're gonna crop top don't platform... that sort of thing.
these are pretty cool. leopard=sexy
2. Wear shoes you CAN walk in
Duh?! I'm just gonna put it out there cuz some people struggle to do this. Babes, stomping around like a dinosaur ain't hot... just sayin'.
3. Feel yourself
Feel it in your bones, in between your thighs, underneath your fingernails. Ya feel me? NO, you're not suppose to feel ME I want you to feel yourself! Touch yourself if that helps... ummmm... not like that.... try that I'm so hot right now gotta wipe the sweat off of my forehead with the back of my hand move, or the really intentional accidental oops my finger somehow fell in my mouth so I'm gonna bite it move.
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm in a Prince video.. other times I just pretend I'm Prince.
4. Check up on it
There's nothing like dancing in front of a mirror. Check yourself out you sexy piece of ass! You can be your very own HOT dance partner!And my favorite thing about dancing in front of a mirror is multiply viewing angles! Honestly it's pretty great, if your facing the font with your back faced to the mirror everyone can see your backside refection.. and vice versa. half the effort double the FUN!
5. Whip your hair back and forth
Side to side... and whip it in circles. Too often I've woken up the next day to FUCK MY NECK HURTS???!!! Then I remember how sexy I was last night, totes worth it...... maybe... blame Willow...
This is really wrong. look what you've done Willow! girl in silver shorts.. is your neck okay? poor kids musta hurt a lot the next day...
6. Strut around like you run the world
Be Beyonce.
7. Get low
Yes! Bend those knees, drop it like it hot bitch. You should almost never be standing up right whilst being sexy. Exactly how low can you go? Luda might ask, I would say as low as you're comfortable with, you don't wanna break anything. Stretching and proper warm up would be ideal, if you feel your thigh muscles tense and getting a bit of work out you are doing this correctly! When the right opportunity arises always GO FOR IT, get on all fours and do the wine on the floor. Loads of long term benefits that come with getting low, toned legs, tight buns, dinner dates, marriage proposals etc... and according to physic studies music sounds better the lower you get.
8. Party like it's your birthday
They'll like you want you like they love pie. Everyone will come give you a hug.
<3
9. Clap your hands
If your sexy and you know it clap your hands. ::x xxx x:: If you're sexy and you know it clap your hand. ::x xxx xx:: If you're sexy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're sexy and you know it CLAP YOUR HANDS! ::x xxx xxx::
When in doubt, clap anyway. I know sometimes you're not quite sure if you are sexy, but if you do this and everyone else sees you doing it, they'll automatically think you're sexy. When other people think you're sexy, you'll will feel sexy and BE sexy. It's really important that you clap on the right beat, I suggest practicing this to the video just to be prepared cuz off beat clapping is not sexy.
Now you are SEXY!! Don't complain if you end up getting too much unwanted attention.
Actually that would be incredibly irresponsible of me... So, I guess I will do a post on how to shut sleazebags down. I got moves that will scare away even the most confident of confident drunk idiots!
xx
Oh yeah!
1. Get it did
You got your hair done and your nails done too, new outfit and you're in the shoes. That's what she said. Be practical with our dressing, you have to feel comfortable to look sexy. Constantly pulling down your body-con mini dress cuz your bum's showing, will make you look like the skank that you are... youcheapSupreslut! Alternative options, nice shorts, those high waisted lycra disco pants, dresses/skirts that don't show your bum. Don't be afraid to wear something outrageous, but at the same time try not to look like a drag queen? Like If you're gonna glitter don't sequin... If you're gonna crop top don't platform... that sort of thing.
2. Wear shoes you CAN walk in
Duh?! I'm just gonna put it out there cuz some people struggle to do this. Babes, stomping around like a dinosaur ain't hot... just sayin'.
3. Feel yourself
Feel it in your bones, in between your thighs, underneath your fingernails. Ya feel me? NO, you're not suppose to feel ME I want you to feel yourself! Touch yourself if that helps... ummmm... not like that.... try that I'm so hot right now gotta wipe the sweat off of my forehead with the back of my hand move, or the really intentional accidental oops my finger somehow fell in my mouth so I'm gonna bite it move.
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm in a Prince video.. other times I just pretend I'm Prince.
4. Check up on it
There's nothing like dancing in front of a mirror. Check yourself out you sexy piece of ass! You can be your very own HOT dance partner!And my favorite thing about dancing in front of a mirror is multiply viewing angles! Honestly it's pretty great, if your facing the font with your back faced to the mirror everyone can see your backside refection.. and vice versa. half the effort double the FUN!
5. Whip your hair back and forth
Side to side... and whip it in circles. Too often I've woken up the next day to FUCK MY NECK HURTS???!!! Then I remember how sexy I was last night, totes worth it...... maybe... blame Willow...
This is really wrong. look what you've done Willow! girl in silver shorts.. is your neck okay? poor kids musta hurt a lot the next day...
6. Strut around like you run the world
Be Beyonce.
7. Get low
Yes! Bend those knees, drop it like it hot bitch. You should almost never be standing up right whilst being sexy. Exactly how low can you go? Luda might ask, I would say as low as you're comfortable with, you don't wanna break anything. Stretching and proper warm up would be ideal, if you feel your thigh muscles tense and getting a bit of work out you are doing this correctly! When the right opportunity arises always GO FOR IT, get on all fours and do the wine on the floor. Loads of long term benefits that come with getting low, toned legs, tight buns, dinner dates, marriage proposals etc... and according to physic studies music sounds better the lower you get.
8. Party like it's your birthday
They'll like you want you like they love pie. Everyone will come give you a hug.
<3
9. Clap your hands
If your sexy and you know it clap your hands. ::x xxx x:: If you're sexy and you know it clap your hand. ::x xxx xx:: If you're sexy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're sexy and you know it CLAP YOUR HANDS! ::x xxx xxx::
When in doubt, clap anyway. I know sometimes you're not quite sure if you are sexy, but if you do this and everyone else sees you doing it, they'll automatically think you're sexy. When other people think you're sexy, you'll will feel sexy and BE sexy. It's really important that you clap on the right beat, I suggest practicing this to the video just to be prepared cuz off beat clapping is not sexy.
Now you are SEXY!! Don't complain if you end up getting too much unwanted attention.
Actually that would be incredibly irresponsible of me... So, I guess I will do a post on how to shut sleazebags down. I got moves that will scare away even the most confident of confident drunk idiots!
xx
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